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When it comes to taking it up the butt, I take my cues from the pros. I’m talking about pornstars who have HD cameras aimed at their assholes when they’re doing it. I’ve only had anal sex once but it was a very clean and shit free experience. I did a lot of research and preparation to ensure this. Here are my anal sex tips.
1. Don’t eat the day of. Logically speaking if you don’t want shit happening stop feeding your body stuff that produces shit. Drink juice or smoothies instead.
2. Take 2 enemas, one saline and another just plain water about 4-6 hours beforehand.
3. Don’t forget to baby wipe.
4. I’ve heard some pornstars take anti diarrhea medication on top of this as well, I didn’t and was fine.
5. Taking a painkiller definitely helps the cause. I took Vicodin.
6. Use lots of lube. Like a lot. Like more than you think you need.