A lot of sex sucks, so man made shit can be WAY better than the real thing. We’re on a quest to find what THE BEST sex toy products are and to make you feel ok that there’s no shame in preferring a dildo to a dick. Check out this weeks product below!
Name of product?
Topco UltraZone Tundra Rose Vibrator
First impressions?
The first thing I noticed about this vibrator was the little purple wheel at the bottom. I thought it was something meant to stimulate me but it’s really just a glorified power switch and speed adjuster.
Design?
It is sleek and the silicone is velvety smooth.
Waterproof?
I had it sent to me while I was visiting mother so it would’ve been nice if it was waterproof so I could use it in the bath. Instead I had to wait for my mom to go to sleep and then jerk off in the privacy of the living room like I was an unhappily married, sexually frustrated 40 year old man.
Better than Hitachi Magic Wand?
I’m really faithful to my Hitachi but I really liked that this vibrator was wireless. And unlike most wireless vibrators that require batteries, which always die on you right as you’re about to cum, the Tundra Rose is rechargeable.
Can you charge it in your car?
Don’t know how or why you’d charge your vibrator in the car but it sounds like something I would need to do.
Is it discrete?
It’s not small but it’s not obviously a vibrator, you could say it’s a fancy can opener or something.
Suitable for couples?
Yes as long as you don’t keep accidentally spinning or hitting the wheel which really depends on position.
Use with?
Waterbased lube. Don’t use silicone lubes on silicone toys!
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Did you cum?
Yes, but only after many moons of not cumin.
Suitable for work?
No
Would you recommend it: I’d recommend this as a good basic vibe for a beginner.
Claudia C. is firstly a genius, secondly keeps it 100 and thirdly knows about sex. Follow her epic twitter @LiteralPorn and read her blog