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Spring is mating season for nature, but summer is mating season for humans. The Uggs and Northface jackets are out and booty shorts, sundresses, and bikinis are in. With ogling and hooking up levels at seasonal highs here are some sex etiquette tips for summer. 90% of summer sex etiquette is not smelling like a sweaty ass crack. Here is a guide to summer sex etiquette.
1. Shower more than once a day.
Especially if you live in a sweaty humid armpit like New Jersey or Florida.
2. Carry wet wipes with you. Trust me. They come in handy from everything from freshening up down there to wiping your body down when you sweat.
3. Baby powder your bits.
It soaks up sweat and smells nice.
4.Take whore’s baths.
A whore’s bath involves cleaning all your delicate and scent producing bits with a wet cloth. This is where the wet wipes come in.
5. Carry perfume at all times.
Leave it in your car, your purse, get a rollerball for portability, whatever you do always have something that smells good on you.
6. Have air conditioning.
No one tryna fuck in your 90 degree apartment with no ventilation and no A/C. If you don’t have air conditioning you don’t deserve to get laid.
Claudia C. is firstly a genius, secondly keeps it 100 and thirdly knows about sex. Follow her epic twitter @LiteralPorn and read her blog