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Pam Ann’s 5 Types of Miami People

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We’re all recovering from the gloriousness of Miami Swim Week, but we also must not forget there’s not just babes in bikinis, there’s a bunch of other types sitting in the sun. Airline queen Pam Ann offered us her 4 types of Miami people, get ready to LOL.

1. “Rico Suave” is decked out in floral shirts and crisp white pants a la Scarface. He spends his day joy riding in his pimped out 70’s classic car. He is tanned and weathered like his vintage Louis Vuitton carry on sitting in the passenger seat.

2. “The hip hop mogul” dons thick gold chains and low-slung jeans, and despises skinny jeans…on men. He is not ashamed that “Love & Basketball” is amongst their most viewed on Netflix. Somehow, he always has wads of one dollar bills in his pocket at all times. In his mind, there’s always a 100% of making it rain.

3. “The basketball wife” is partial to earrings so big that if they fall off it sounds like someone just dropped a glass vase. She will cut you if you dare to look at her man. When she walks it’s as if she is salsa dancing. It’s a skill to say the least.

4. “The next big thing” sits by the pool of The Standard Spa, Miami Beach by day waiting for their agent to call. By night, they work as a waiter on Lincoln Rd at night until the phone call comes. They have an affinity for Botox.

TIP: How not to look like a tourist? Don’t wear pinstriped black wool 3 piece suits or carry an umbrella.


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