Disclaimer: This article was written by a girl that really isn’t that good at getting laid.
Be friendly.
That resting bitch face that you’ve been complaining (bragging) about? Yeah, that’s scaring the shit out of everyone at the bar/party/club. While making you seem definitely cooler than everyone else there, it’s not making you any friends/certainly not going to encourage any sexual encounters.
Put some effort into your appearance.
I’m setting the bar low here guys. I am by no means saying that you have to be looking Bey-worthy-flawless in order to get yours. I also am certainly not encouraging any sort of tragic extreme crop-top-thot dressing tackiness. I’m more just suggesting that you try and least seem like you would like people to notice that you kind of care/aren’t unattractive.
Go out.
This one is harder than you’d think for some of us. But it’s also the most essential. Unless you have someone that you can booty call (in which case why are you even reading this article it is not meant for you) you really need to leave the house in order to interact with possible sexual mates. Nothing revolutionary here. Preferably go somewhere that has decently cute/cool/vibey people that are also probably looking to take someone home.
Don’t get too drunk.
Also reasonably difficult. There’s a prime level of being faded that gives you an extra confidence boost and works in your favor. This sweet spot is normally dangerously close to the way-too-drunk-someone-take-this-bitch-home phase of drunkenness which I can definitely say is fun for literally no one. This is the stage where you start giving literally no fucks about what you look like (which violates rule 2!!!) nor what you say nor how uncomfortable you are making everyone around you feel. All v not cute.
