If you were on the internet last week, you inevitably saw The Cut video about three of the most adorable and pink-clad Grandmas smoking weed for the first time. Paula, Dorothea, Deirdre’s (whose names could only get more grandma-y if they were all named Shirley). Their inaugural weed experience included delicious bags of chips, a very quick game of Jenga, and an informative few rounds of Cards Against Humanity. It also reminded us of some of our fave activities to do while high (besides hang w lovely older ladies). Here they are:
Debate about current events/religion/the Israeli Palestinian conflict/Ebola/any politically charged or controversial issue.
There are literally few things that I enjoy more than watching two really high people get really offended and try to articulate their anger. It’s like watching two babies yell at each other, equal parts hilarious, adorable, and completely incoherent.
Watch Netflix.
Your go to stoned T.V. show is a personal choice that says a lot about you. That being said, there are a few obvious classics that normally do the trick, such as: Family Guy, Parks and Recreation, and Dave Chappelle stand up for the funny guys; Adventure Time, Spongebob, and Regular Show for the trippy cartoon lovers; Cosmos and Planet Earth (or, shows that are sometimes confused with your MacBook screensaver) for the intellectual stoners.
Paint/do something else that lets your inner artist out.
Just create, man. This activity is arguably the most and least productive. Like your doing shit but are you really even. Remember when Lady Gaga said that she writes all of her music while she’s high? Makes sense. Also Miley:
Talk about how only the people that get you are the people you are currently high with.
Weed bonds people. It separates the high people from the not. High bonding is the slower and less sloppy version of drunk girl bonding. It’s less enthusiastic but much more from the heart. Like, I love you man. Seriously. I fucking love you.
Reflect.
Get nostalgic. Talk about how old you are. Talk about how young you are. Really get in there and think about the good old days. Say things like, freshman year, I remember when I first met you guys, or I can’t believe we used to…
Literally nothing.
Wrd.
Freestyle.
This is one of my least fave activities. Normally nobodies v good and it’s pretty awkward for everyone else involved. That being said, you might be really good at freestyling and you just don’t know it yet. Being high is obviously the time to try it out.
Tumblr. Tumblr is weird.
The internet is weird It always kind of makes you feel high even when you’re 100% sober. But a good blog is kinda revolutionary when you’re stoned.
Make shit up.
Being high encourages long periods of rambling story-telling. It also encourages people to feel v comfortable talking about shit when they have no idea wtf they’re talking about. This normally leads to lots of stories that are v implausibly true but extremely entertaining.
Talk about how high you are.
Are you guys high? I’m sooooo high.
