If you, like me, were not lucky enough to be spending the week in the sun with celebrities, feel free to check out these Art Basel pics to give you the most FOMO possible.
Miley Cyrus smoking weed onstage:
The car you’ve always wanted at the Barbie party:
Along with Brooke Candy & Jeremy Scott in the wardrobe you’ve always wanted:
but first, let me take a selfie?
And immediately after accidentally “bump” into hotties Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez
Oh, and apparently there’s actually art being displayed?
If your phone dies, you can take a page out of Usher’s book and charge it in someone’s pussy. (Don’t worry, it’s art.)
But, ah, sadly we mere mortals are stuck charging our phones in the wall and taking the subway home from work tonight instead of our pink convertible. Maybe next year?