2014 Was all about ass. Just like life is, really. What is that saying? Oh yes.
Well, this year, most of us actually weren’t covering it. Because we wanted to show off our booties! If you weren’t blessed with a J.Lo like booty (like myself), you were in the gym getting your squats in. Tits are great and all (don’t worry Kate Upton, we still like you), but 2014 was definitely the year of the Culo. Here are our favorites:
1. J. Lo
Let’s all bow down to queen of dat ass, J.Lo brought sexy back way before Kim K. and the rear-end trend. Best of all, the rest of her body is just as amazing, not to mention she gives us motivation to be that fine when we are a mom.
2. Iggy Azalea
Iggy might be receiving some heat as of late, but damn she makes that pear shaped body look good. Plus, she’s really proof that many body types can be sexy. Some chicks may be freaking out about a “thigh gap,” but Iggy is far from having a thigh gap and I think more than enough guys will be happy to get in between her legs regardless.
3. Nicki Minaj
Her anaconda don’t want none, we get it. Is dat ass real? Is it fake? Half the chicks in Hollywood have fake titties anyways, so who the fuck cares?
4. Blac Chyna
We don’t blame Tyga for getting hooked by Blac Chyna for a bit, because you could get lost in that booty.
5. Kim Kardashian
As if we could make this list without mentioning the infamous Kim K, who presented her assets to us in their oiled up glory this year. Honestly, all the Kardashian sisters could give us a run for our money, what is their damn secret?
6. Rihanna
She may not be the curviest chick that’s are topping this list, but for someone on the skinnier side, we can’t forget that Rihanna has still got it.
7. Chelsea Handler
We cannot give Chelsea enough praise for poking fun at the pin-ups of today’s world, and baring her own assets without the makeup, photo-shop, and lighting of other celebrities. Keep shaking it, Ms. Handler!
