It’s been known that certain foods are aphrodisiacs, aka foods that increase your sex drive, causing an arousal of sorts. Weak in knees, sweating, excited! Take a look at this list below and see what you need on your next adventure to the grocery store:
Sushi
Think about it. You use chopsticks to carefully put slippery, wet, sometimes warm things into your mouth. Sushi is bound to be an aphrodisiac from that description alone of you eating the roll. Seaweed, which is used to wrap around the rolls has plenty of Vitamin E aka “the sex vitamin” so to speak.
Imagine if there were sexy sushi names…
-California Roll-On-Top-Of-Me
-Spicy-Tuna-Me-On roll
-Futo Maki-Me-Horny roll
-Phil-Me-Up roll aka Philadelphia roll
-Yellow-Give-Me-That-Tail roll
-Dragon-Your-Nails-Across-My-Back roll
Wasabi & Ginger
If/when you decide to pull a Samantha from ‘Sex and the City’, have a close girl friend place the sushi rolls on your naked body. Dinner. Is. Served. But wait! Be sure to keep the ginger and wasabi close by for dipping, the spiciness will have him feeling very hot!
Can I hit it in the morning?
Egg yolk
Believe it or not is an aphrodisiac. The yolk of the egg increases desire. So ladies keep those eggs sunny side up in the morning.
Honey
Go ahead and drop some honey into your man’s coffee because honey is loaded with B vitamins, which increases testosterone production!
Bananas
A snack that will forever be considered awkward to eat in public places like the subway, stoplights, and just strolling down the street. Maybe others are just waiting to see what you do once the banana is gone, maybe they know it’s a secret aphrodisiac. (Or they simply love watching you eat it because they imagine the banana as their penis and they’re dying to know what kind of blow job you’d give-yeah my bets are on that one).
Almonds
Is this a joke? They taste bland as fuck. RIGHT. Well, apparently they can get you pretty horny so don’t hesitate to grab a handful the next time you see the community bowl sitting on the bar.
Watermelon
The “other” Viagra and the perfect picdick I mean picnic snack. So juicy! So sweet! Watermelon contains citrulline which is an amino acid that helps men with blood vessel dilation. For a sweet drink, mix watermelon juice with some liquor and that works too.
Chocolate Dreams
Chocolate covered anything
Chocolate is considered one of the more well known aphrodisiacs because it has phenylethylamine (PEA) which is a stimulant that makes you feel all happy and shit (and aroused). This goes for chocolate covered berries, chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate covered penis or anything your heart desires. Cherries and berries both are said to increase pheromone production. While you’re at it, you may as well get out the whipped cream.
Surprise, Surprise
Oysters
Another all too familiar aphrodisiac includes oysters. Oysters look like the female genitalia and win for that reason alone. However they also contain a shit ton of zinc (helps stimulate the activity of 100 different enzymes + stimulates for sexual activity).
Cocktail
Okay so alcohol is always the go to for weird situations, and hey sometimes they DO make him look hott(er)? Right? Right. So here is a cocktail that is sure to get that blood pumping with two favorites of mine: vodka & chocolate. You’ll just need a few things:
1/5 parts wild cherry infused vodka
1/5 parts coconut flavored vodka
1/5 dark chocolate liquor
1 splash of coconut syrup
coconut powder
Put the vodkas, chocolate syrup and chocolate in an ice shaker and shake it hard. Now line the cocktail glass with cocoa (I bet he’s in love with the cocoa) and enjoy!