If your first real crush was on Batman, you’re certainly not alone. Way before I was stalking Aaron Carter or passing notes to the clueless boy in my second grade class, I was dying to be/ be with my favorite superhero, Batman.
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Although I was pretty disappointed to see that Ben Affleck was cast as Batman in the latest film (he’s way too plain for my taste), my luck was reversed when Axel Braun revealed that he’s created a porn parody of the latest Batman movie, and it will be released within the next month!
If you don’t know Axel Braun, he is the same porn producer who released The Avengers XXX, and he’s quite notorious in the porn industry.
Although I would personally love to see Jared Leto make a cameo in this parody (not to mention his cock is apparently huge), the cast is pretty damn sexy. College girl-turned porn star Carter Cruise even makes an appearance as Super Girl.
Although word hasn’t come out of when the trailer or the actual film will officially be released, May 2015 isn’t too far away. While I’ll probably give in and see the non-x-rated release of this when it comes out, I can’t pretend I’m not more excited for Braun’s version.