Orange Is The New Black star Ruby Rose isn’t just the one woman all you ladies admit to wanting to bang, she’s also an amateur Justin Bieber doppelgänger. Seriously, the resemblance is freakishly uncanny.
This weekend, the two of them met while attending the infamous Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas (because Ruby Rose is also a sick DJ) and posed for the obligatory twinning selfie. Obviously the Internet freaked out, but while everybody was busy telling Ruby how pretty she was, they all failed to notice the obvious: Ruby Rose is the badass that Justin Bieber has spent the past however many months trying to be.
Okay, first of all, let’s start with the obvious: Tattoos. They both have a lot, and while Justin Bieber is well on his way to achieving Illustrated Man-status, his ink doesn’t have anything on Ruby’s.
Not only does girl have a neck tattoo, but bitch even has a pair of knuckle tats – and while Bieber has a cross on his chest, Ruby Rose has a f-coin crown because she’s the queen of everything.
Oh, and she has a Ninja Turtle on her forearm.
Second of all, her hair. While she and Justin rock a noticeably similar haircut, Ruby actually makes it look edgy. Why? Maybe it’s because this is where she gets it cut:
And last but not least, when Ruby Rose autographs a pair of tits, this is what they look like:
When Justin Bieber autographs a pair of tits…just kidding, 14-year-olds don’t have enough boob to make it worth his while.
So there you go, Justin: if you really want to be more of a badass, stop peeing in the snow and doing whatever the f-ck else you’re doing, and just try and be more like Ruby Rose. And Ruby Rose, let the Bieb’s mistakes be a lesson to you, girl: America’s Sweetheart of today is America’s Shitbag of tomorrow.
