23 Thoughts You Have During Your Walk of Shame

We’ve all been there, and this is what it sounded like in our heads. These are the 23 thoughts you have during your walk of shame, don’t even try and deny it.

1. Why isn’t Uber available everywhere?
2. Looks like I’ll be taking public transportation and gracing everyone with a view of my club outfit.
3. Wearing heels was a TERRIBLE decision.
4. So was dress…now that i’ve lost my underwear
5. Whoops…
6. Wait.
7. Is that me that smells like that or the crusty dude in the back of the bus?
8. *Sniff*
9. Holy shit it’s me. Oh god.
10. Should I verbally apologize to everyone on this bus?
11. Oh, whatever it can’t be that bad can it?
12. Why are all these people staring at me?
13. *Checks reflection*
14. Jesus fucking christ
15. This is really bad.
16. I can’t believe that dude wanted to go another round this morning when I looked like this.
17. Why are guys always so freaking horny in the morning?
18. Why did he let me leave his place like this?
19. Why didn’t I just hop in his shower?
20. Please don’t let me bump into anyone I know, please don’t let me bump into anyone I know.
21. Are you fucking kidding me? Is that my ex boyfriend.
22. Where can I hide in an enclosed moving vehicle, where can I hide?
23. Thank the good lord Beyoncé this is my stop.

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