By this point, you’re probably tired of hearing that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have bad blood. I get that. Honestly, I’m kinda tired of it all too, but so long as it’s a slow news day, I’m 100% going to want to know everything about it. And by slow news day I mean any day. I can’t help it. So obviously when I heard that Katy Perry had started following somebody called Slutty Taylor Swift on Instagram in the wake of that whole Left Shark 1989 tour incident, my curiosity was piqued.
The media made a lot of fuss about how Slutty Taylor Swift wasn’t what you were expecting, but they did a horrible job explaining who she actually was, and any girl with a sense of humor so strange that she names her Instagram account Slutty Taylor Swift is the kind of girl I want to know all about. So, I put all the “research skills” college supposedly bestowed on me, and I dug up all the information on Slutty Taylor Swift that I could find. Or at least, I stalked her on Instagram. This is what I found out:
1. She goes by the name Dinah Vagina
And BTWs, Dinah is pronounced like Die-nuh – don’t make the same mistake that E! news did
2. She believes no home is complete without a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber to hang on the wall
3. She’s either an artist, a model, or an artist/model
4. She was featured in a 2013 Vice article on the continuing cultural impact of Limp Bizkit
And this is what she had to say about the matter: “Fred Durst is a cultural icon. Limp Bizkit is God. When I hear ‘Nookie,’ my heart sings and I feel alive. There are no words to express my love for Durst and Wes Borland. Limp Bizkit is my favorite band in the whole world.”
5. Like Taylor Swift, her squad runs deep (and is full of famous people)
Bet you didn’t know her first name was Sharon.
6. Unlike Taylor Swift, she goes to strip clubs, where she then thinks about Taylor Swift
7. She likes breaking rules and going to the Renaissance Fair
8. She didn’t like Yeezus
9. And she didn’t like If You’re Reading This It’s Too late either
10. However, she does like Beyonce’s music, and by Beyonce I mean, her older sister
11. She’s got a thing for hockey masks
12. She’s got a raging boner for pop culture (and a good sense of humor about it)
13. Basically, she’s so much cooler than the actual Taylor Swift
It’s no wonder Katy Perry’s following her, really the bigger question is, why aren’t we all following Slutty Taylor Swift?
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