I’ve cheated a lot. Not always in every relationship, but a lot. I’ve also never been caught. Is it scummy to write about how to cheat and get away with it? Probably.
First: Guard your phone with your fucking life. I’m no PEW research center, but I’m pretty sure 90% of infidelity detection is done by going through the person’s phone. I dunno shit about Droids but for iPhones follow the following steps.
Second: Put a password on your phone. Duh. But the trick is to set your “Passcode Lock” setting to “Immediately”. This means your phone locks immediately, this closes the window of opportunity someone might take to go through your phone.
Third: Change your password on the reg. Yeah it sucks, and if you smoke hella weed you might forget from time to time, but it’s better than getting caught.
Fourth: Turn off your text message preview. You know what that is? It’s that little bubble that shows the first few words of the text even though you haven’t opened the message. It’s basically your phone blowing up your spot. Turn off text preview and all that pops up is a name and the words “Text Message”.
Fifth: Names. Always change the names of co-conspirators to something harmless. Do shit like name your jumpoff “Grandma” even though both your grandmas dead.
Sixth: Always keep your shit on silent or vibrate and always keep your phone face down.
Seventh: Delete all communications, this means texts, sexts, nudes, phone call records.
This is just the shit you have to go through with your phone. Cheating and not getting sloppy is a lot of work, make sure you’re committed to it even if you can’t commit to your partner.